The Rules According to the Woman

The Rules, According to the Woman

1. The woman always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No man can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the woman suspects the man knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The woman is NEVER wrong.
6. If the woman is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding, which was a direct result of something the man did or said wrong.
7. If rule 6 applies, the man must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The woman can change her mind at any time.
9. The man must NEVER change his mind without express written consent from the woman.
10. The woman has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The man must remain calm at ALL time, unless the woman wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The woman must under NO circumstances let the man know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
14. If the woman has PMT, all rules are null and void.