I am so stealing that!

Many times I have said in meetings "I am so stealing that!" in response to something wise or clever. And then I promptly forget it. I am going to try to remember them in future by listing them here.

• If things don't change, they'll stay the same.   H
• Only a fool knows everything.   Jayne H.

Hmm. The main challenge appears to be remembering to put them here!

• The STAR method of answering job applications means explaining a situation and what you did in four parts. STAR is a mnemonic and stands for:
  • Shitshow I worked at
  • Twat's instructions
  • Arseing about that I did
  • Regrets

• Fancy Dancing - avoiding a decision or the truth or otherwise skirting around a subject. - Ellen B.

• Set gums bumping - Carl N. Much the same as "Set hares running".

• I don't take paracetamol for someone else's headache - Temi.

• You can lead a horse to water but you cannot stop it drinking its own piss. - CA

• If you do not make time for wellness, you will be forced to make time for illness.

• Resilience is not endurance. CM

• If you've been to Tenerife, she's been to Elevenerife. JH