I am so stealing that!

Many times I have said in meetings "I am so stealing that!" in response to something wise or clever. And then I promptly forget it. I am going to try to remember them in future by listing them here.

• If things don't change, they'll stay the same.   H
• Only a fool knows everything.   Jayne H.

Hmm. The main challenge appears to be remembering to put them here!

The STAR method of answering job applications means explaining a situation and what you did in four parts. STAR is a mnemonic and stands for:

• Shitshow I worked at
• Twat's instructions
• Arseing about that I did
• Regrets

"Fancy Dancing" - avoiding a decision or the truth or otherwise skirting around a subject. - Ellen B.

"I don't take paracetamol for someone else's headache" - Temi.