Light at the End of the Tunnel

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  • Would the last person to leave please turn off the light at the end of the tunnel.
  • The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.
  • I followed the light at the end of the tunnel but it turned out to be a reflection.
  • I sought the light at the end of the tunnel; I found a mirror.
  • There is light at the end of the tunnel, sadly the tunnel is a sewer.
  • "Owing to financial constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off until further notice. Thank you."
  • The light at the end of the tunnel is at red.
  • The light at the end of the tunnel illuminates a sign saying "Lift Out Of Order".
  • I can see light at the end of the tunnel. Let's buy more tunnel.
  • The light at the end of the tunnel may not be an oncoming train - it could be the muzzle-flash of a belt-fed automatic weapon.
  • A light? No, I said there's a BLIGHT at the end of the tunnel.
  • If you can see light at the end of the tunnel, you're having a near-death experience.
  • There is light at the end of every tunnel. But which end are you heading toward?
  • There is a light at the end of the tunnel. The treasure is at the other end, behind the dragon.
  • To reduce climate change, the light at the end of the tunnel will be replaced by a solar-powered light.
  • The light at the end of the tunnel is caused by a luminescent fungus, feeding off the corpses of the other suckers who walked all the way down there.
  • Prove to me there's light at the end of the tunnel! You're just saying there is because you want to believe there is. I don't care what you think you see! I want PROOF!! You're just trying to manipulate my brain, sod off and leave me alone!
  • The light at the end of the tunnel is the lure of a flesh-eating tuskworm.
  • Oh, sure there's a light. But it's surrounded by dark!
  • The light at the end of the tunnel is some twat bringing you more work.
  • The light at the end of the tunnel is illuminating the entrance to a further tunnel.
  • The light at the end of the tunnel is someone burning the payslips to keep warm.
  • The red light blazed, and all the cavern was filled with a great glare and heat. "Precious, precious, precious! My Precious! O my Precious!"


Deeper tunnels...

  • The light at the end of the tunnel is not an illusion ... but the tunnel is.
  • If you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, you may be looking the wrong way.
  • Death is merely the tunnel at the end of the light.
  • To someone, somewhere, the light at the end of the tunnel, is you.
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