PRINCE3

Developed within the Home Office early in the 21st century, PRINCE3 adds another stage to PRINCE2: the Nugatory Stage.

Nugatory Stage

It has inputs: every email ever written.

It uses the new Malarkey Process and the Shenanigans Technique.

Its output is the Blame Analysis Report.

It has one additional resource requirement: the role of Headless Chickens.