Light at the End of the Tunnel

• Would the last person to leave please turn off the light at the end of the tunnel.
• The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.
• I followed the light at the end of the tunnel but it turned out to be a reflection.
• I sought the light at the end of the tunnel; I found a mirror.
• There is light at the end of the tunnel, sadly the tunnel is a sewer.
• "Owing to financial constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off until further notice. Thank you."
• The light at the end of the tunnel is at red.
• The light at the end of the tunnel illuminates a sign saying "Lift Out Of Order".
• I can see light at the end of the tunnel. Let's buy more tunnel.
• The light at the end of the tunnel may not be an oncoming train - it could be the muzzle-flash of a belt-fed automatic weapon.
• A light? No, I said there's a BLIGHT at the end of the tunnel.
• If you can see light at the end of the tunnel, you're having a near-death experience.
• There is light at the end of every tunnel. But which end are you heading toward?
• There is a light at the end of the tunnel. The treasure is at the other end, behind the dragon.
• To reduce climate change, the light at the end of the tunnel will be replaced by a solar-powered light.
• The light at the end of the tunnel is caused by a luminescent fungus, feeding off the corpses of the other suckers who walked all the way down there.
• Prove to me there's light at the end of the tunnel! You're just saying there is because you want to believe there is. I don't care what you think you see! I want PROOF!! You're just trying to manipulate my brain, sod off and leave me alone!
• The light at the end of the tunnel is the lure of a flesh-eating tuskworm.
• Oh, sure there's a light. But it's surrounded by dark!
• The light at the end of the tunnel is some twat bringing you more work.
• The light at the end of the tunnel is illuminating the entrance to a further tunnel.
• The light at the end of the tunnel is someone burning the payslips to keep warm.
• The red light blazed, and all the cavern was filled with a great glare and heat. "Precious, precious, precious! My Precious! O my Precious!"
• The light at the end of the tunnel illuminates a junction. One tunnel turns to the right and, as far as you can see, heads back in the direction you came. From the other, leading downwards, there is warm air rising and the faint sound of ... something.
• The light at the end of the tunnel is a sign saying "Road ahead closed".
• What use is the light at the end of the tunnel when you don't smoke?
• The light at the end of the tunnel is to distract you from the coins at your feet.
• The light at the end of the tunnel is consuming the available oxygen.
• The light at the end of the tunnel is a sign saying "Did you remember your shovel?"

Deeper tunnels...

• The light at the end of the tunnel is not an illusion ... but the tunnel is.
• If you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, you may be looking the wrong way.
• Death is merely the tunnel at the end of the light.
• A tunnel is a long dark hole one digs for themselves.
• To someone, somewhere, the light at the end of the tunnel, is you.